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The act of climaxing and having a heart attack at the same time resulting in an otherworldly orgasm and a heart attack.
I hereby sentence you to death by giga-nut.
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A person of inadequate sanity or lacking normal perceptions of reality
Man, that bitch Kara is a nut job
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Something crazy like, when a bitch says they eat peanut butter and bologna sandwich with pickle juice with sunflower seeds in it as a drink .
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Derived from the phrase: “Train of thought” where one is speaking and suddenly forgets where they were going with it or loses their “train of thought.”
Train of nut is similar in that whilst attempting to bust a vicious nut, one may suddenly lose all will to continue for seemingly no reason, or perhaps because some thought or image flashed into their mind that ruined the nut in progress. This is known as losing one’s “Train of nut.”
An example of this in progress is as follows:
Guy: *Is beating off furiously*
*image of something inherently non-sexual or off-putting flashes into guy’s mind.*
Guy: *Loses all will to continue the act*
Guy: “Dammit, I’ve lost my train of nut.”
The enlightened philosophy, or abstract art, of metaphysically and vigorously sucking one's fat meaty cock whilst unlocking the secrets of yo gurl
Joe: Yo I was hangin at Aristotles house yesterday and he asked me to Socrateez Nuts
Ben Dover: Damn that shit's boofy
To have your jewels, testicles, gonads, balls, etc. dangle in the toilet water when attempting to relieve your bowels. Often occurs in the wee hours of the morning in a dark bathroom and bed head is a contributing factor.
when i stumble in the bathroom at O late thirty something in the morning..... and need to cop a squat, only to have someone leave the toilet seat up......
I unexpectedly go "nut dunking"
when one tries to overcompensate from a position of power or weakness. Typically acting unnecessarily tough, invoking threats of non-fatal violence like punching, pushing and personal space invasion. The later being the favorite of the office nut-flexer in which deals, leads and projects are reassigned based on juvenile bullying tactics.
"Yo how come my order didn't deliver today?"
"Because another customer called up and started flexing-nuts"
"What?"
"Yeah he came to the factory and tried to fight my boss"