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A slang term used by members of the United States Army to describe a fellow soldier whose performance is unsatisfactory. This term is often shortened to just "soup."
The term expresses a state of extreme uselessness, which can be understood by considering the functionality and worth of soup between two slices of bread.
"You are SOUP, private! You are a dog-gone SOUP SANDWICH! DROP!"
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An overweight person. Usually used to describe a female. Imagine the shape of a plastic bag full of soup. Used as an insult
Jessica Simpson used to have a really nice figure. But she has let herself go and now she looks like a bag of soup.
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Occurs on hot summer days, when the friction between one's buttocks feels as though it is creating a runny soup.
A particularly bad case of soup ass may be referred to as "soup nuts." In this case, the soup has risen up from the buttocks and is now soaking the testicle region. This may or may not be accompanied by a rash.
"Dude, I've got the soup ass real bad. You got any manpons?"
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(origin unknown) useless invention or object; bad idea
Gordon put five co-processors into his PC in an attempt to make the world's fastest gaming PC, but the result was soup on a stick.
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The eccentric and angry foreign man who owns a soup restaurant in the famous television show "Seinfeld"
The Soup Nazi: "NO SOUP FOR YOU"
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My grandfather used to use this phrase in the Bronx, NY.
Soup schools were for poor kids because they served soup as a main lunch menu item there.
When you come home early during the week just to skip lunch "What did ya do today, go to a soup school?"
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When a woman squirts and queefs at the same time and the mixture of vaginal juices and air creates a frothy mixture, this is known as queef soup. When the mixture also contains semen it may be referred to as Cream of Queef Soup.
If she is also on her period then the mixture is most accurately described as Queef Stew.
I was fucking Bianca so hard that when she came I got drenched in Queef Soup. I came a second later, narrowly missing being slathered in Cream of Queef. Thankfully she wasn't on the rag so there was no risk of Queef Stew.
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