periodic table

sexy little stinky cucumber covered in rotten slimy cheese

wow that periodic table looked yummy!

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table brass

A female that hops from table to table in a club that doesn't ever pay for drinks or entry and tends to go over for a vodka and coke.

Also known as a Vodka Vulture, Table Whore, SideChick

Commonly found in city centres in the small hours of the morning.

Also see dickie brass

Guy: we getting a table tonight at the club?

Guy two: as long as we dont end up with bare table brasses with us!

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Bring to the table

1.Someone who has qualities which represents something out of the normal.

2. Someone who should be represented because of what they do or say that places them out of the realm of this world.

Its all about what people bring to the table

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table zamboni

Filthy rag used for wiping th etable during wild parties or drinking games. Similar to mung rag.

Yo, I spilled my beer again. Pass me that table zamboni.

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table time

you sick creative freaks.

Table time is the cost of renting a table in a poolroom, which are rented by the hour and by the number of players. Some rooms may have special rates for weekends or nights.

Table time rates:
$7 per hour single-player.
$1 each add'l. player.
Maximum charge, $10hr.

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tray table

when u set a girl up in doggy style in front of the tv and put a bowl of chips and dip on her back. turn the tv on to a sports game and fuck her while watching the game and eating chips and dip.

On super bowl sunday, i fucked my girlfriend in tray table while watching the game.

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under the table

1. alcohol intoxicated, drunk

2. in secret

He was under the table after three beers.

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