meat wagon

the van that carries dead bodies away from a crime scene

holy shit we have a crispy critter here, better call the meat wagon

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Butt Wagon

Most commonly associated with a buttock or mode of transport. Can also have multiple other meanings depending on the context of the conversation, and the emotion of the person saying it.

Dude, get your butt wagon off of me!

I can't believe we missed our butt wagon, it's OK though, the next butt wagon is in six minutes.

Ahh! butt wagon!

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Wagon Wheel

The act of gathering in a circle and passing around a handle of Jack Daniels while "Wagon Wheel" by Old Crow Medicine Show plays on repeat. Wagon Wheeling ends when the bottle is finished.

My friends and I wanted to get drunk fast last night, so we wagon wheeled before going out.

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dick wagon

When someone has taken so much dick that it follows them around like a wagon full of dicks

You see Sally last night? Yeah but she has a dick wagon

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pie wagon

A fat chick.

I was beer goggling last night and ended up taking home a big ol' pie wagon.

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spacco wagon

a vehicle specifically designed for transporting disabled people, usually with downs syndrome. It usually is a shit car, or if in a group of downies, then a shit mini-bus with an old lady driving.

daren- "wow, look at that spacco wagon on the road over there! Hey mitch, you should be in it."

Mitch- "noii noii, duuuhhh!" *chews arm*

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Wagon burner

Rare drink commonly enjoyed indoors with the lights off. Margarita slush, splash of Pilsner, hint of vodka.

Let’s go make a couple fkn wagon burners and get this shit started

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