Organ Donor

Track by DJ Shadow on Preemptive Strike.

Baby, I drove from Clearwater to Gainesville for the Growl all fuckin' stoned listening to Preemptive & Private Press... how long was I in the car? Baby, very trancie tracks mixed up there... hehe. I love this purple shit on the road.

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Pipe Organ

The act of, and the apparatus used in the act of inserting a silly straw into one's penis to be used as a vehicle for one's semen to make its way to a victim's face. The victim needs not give consent or even know that the act is taking place until it in fact has. The more complicated the silly straw, the better.

Joe gave Charlie a pipe organ with such a percussive blast that he temporarily lost all vision and the use of the left side of his body.

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Organic Glue

The things that come from a loved one after your heart has been broken that make you feel better.

A kiss, a smile, a joke, a hug, any sort of caress.

The organic glue was so well put together, it fixed her broken heart permanently.

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organ donor

Something or someone with latent usefulness but as a package is totally worthless.

Konqueror, the open source web browser project by the KDE team, is organ donor software. Its KHTML rendering engine has been popularized by Google Chrome and Safari, but Konqueror itself has faded into oblivion where it likely belongs.

Johnny's so dumb, the only way he'll contribute to society is as an organ donor.

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Organically Overlap

Term used by new age and/or granola types to describe an accidental meeting or spending time together without previously having made a plan.

I have yoga later, but we will probably organically overlap at one of the greenpeace meetings.

or

Jenika did not want to make a specific plan to see him again, although she was open to organically overlapping with him sometime in the future.

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Organ Spewer

When something is ridiculously hilarious, its not a knee-slapper, its not a foot-stopper, but you are laughing so hard you feel like your insides are about to explode! It is an organ spewer.

Hand movement: Bring your hand to the side of your abdomen and loosely clench your fist repeatedly. Act as if you organs or spewing out.

Ian (Sprinter): I placed 5th in the 60!
Tameka: Oh thats cool
Taiwo: What does that mean?
Robin: Of course, he came in 5th out of 60 people!
Marquia & Tameka: ORGAN SPEWER (hand motion)

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organic steamer

when someone defecates on a hairy pussy.

River says, "I met this great guy at Burning Man. He took me back to my tent and gave me an organic steamer!"

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