To build up a rancid stock of fart gas under the covers then shove your significant others head under the covers so they can soak up the rays! Bong!
Silent Bob: Dam! Jay, those are some good cheese fries
Jay: *shoves silent bobs head under the covers* lift the sheets and smell the fucking stink nuggets!!!!! DUTCH OVEN!
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when you are laying in bed under the covers and you fart.
last night i was in bed and i felt the need to perform a dutch oven.
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Noun. A woman who cooks alot while pregnant. Usually results in retarded offspring
Go cook bitch. You know you a damn oven mother. (Ebonic example)
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When you fart under the covers then trap you partners face in them. Russian oven.
Man - "This is gonna be a big one"
PFFFFFFFT
Man - "Cop a load of this"
Woman - "skcdoemcnrskscdo" (muffled under the covers speak)
Man - "RUSSIAN OVEN!!!"
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The art of performing unprotected sexual acts with a woman that is at least 7 months pregnant.
" Hell bob, sahra may be pregnant. but I wouldn't mind stuffing the oven"
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The act of shoving a dead animal carcass in your asshole and giving your significant other a Dutch oven that smells of death and shit.
Stop stalking me Matt or remember βthe auschwitz ovenβ I gave you at camp when we were little girls....? I will recreate that.
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Another variant on the Dutch Oven, a Greek Oven is performed when a victim moves through a revolving door. Just before the victim's segment closes completely, the attacker sticks his ass in and rips a fart. The victim is then forced to breathe the fart in an enclosed space until he can exit the door.
My buddy was going through the revolving door, so I snuck in and gave him the Greek Oven. That door takes forever, so he had to breathe my ass for like 30 whole seconds.
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