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When a person engages in commenting on their own Facebook status for the sole purpose of padding the "Comment" tally.
Mario was totally comment padding on Facebook yesterday after nobody thought his status was as clever as he thought it was.
An ass-pad is possessed by a goalie in the video game NHL 11. It describes when you have a one timer with a wide open net, and a pad seems to come from absolutely no where and completely rob you of a seemingly free goal.
1 - So i was playing NHL 11 yesterday
2- Oh, how'd it go?
1- Terrible, i had a beautiful one-timer, the net was wide open, then an ass-pad came out of no where, and lost in the finals of the series.
2- Wow, you got jewed hard.
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a writing pad that can be found at any police precinct's interrogation room...it is used by the police to get the perp to confess the crime that he is accussed of by writing everything out on paper, (on the confession pad), everything that makes him guilty of any crime that he is accused of...
sort of like a scetch or doodling pad...
Police: Write everything down on this confession pad...
Perp: OK, i'll tell you everything i know...
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The housing or apartment in which a single woman or women live.
1. The ultimate bachelorette pad would have at least one bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, and a couch for guests!
2. A bachelorette pad is of the equivalence of a bachelor pad.
3. Mary and her wild roomies are constantly throwing raging parties at the bachelorette pad.
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When a man rubs his beard on a girls asshole
Lisa wants Kevin to Brillo pad the shit out of her ass!!!!
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going from place to place, sometimes in a frog-like fashion; "to go lily padding"; more commonly phrased as lets bounce, Let's blow this popsicle stand!, etc.
Dude, this party sucks... let's go lily padding until we find another party that isn't as lame.
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