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Brillo Padding

The act of rubbing your afro on another person with the intent of tickling/ annoying them.

"My boyfriend was brillo padding me and it tickled so much that I cried"

by shmoo_kitty October 5, 2013


Ass-Pad

An ass-pad is possessed by a goalie in the video game NHL 11. It describes when you have a one timer with a wide open net, and a pad seems to come from absolutely no where and completely rob you of a seemingly free goal.

1 - So i was playing NHL 11 yesterday

2- Oh, how'd it go?

1- Terrible, i had a beautiful one-timer, the net was wide open, then an ass-pad came out of no where, and lost in the finals of the series.

2- Wow, you got jewed hard.

by offend@nhl11 March 8, 2011

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confession pad

a writing pad that can be found at any police precinct's interrogation room...it is used by the police to get the perp to confess the crime that he is accussed of by writing everything out on paper, (on the confession pad), everything that makes him guilty of any crime that he is accused of...

sort of like a scetch or doodling pad...

Police: Write everything down on this confession pad...

Perp: OK, i'll tell you everything i know...

by blthrskt May 5, 2009

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bachelorette pad

The housing or apartment in which a single woman or women live.

1. The ultimate bachelorette pad would have at least one bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, and a couch for guests!
2. A bachelorette pad is of the equivalence of a bachelor pad.
3. Mary and her wild roomies are constantly throwing raging parties at the bachelorette pad.

by Mary Barnes May 1, 2008

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Brillo pad

When a man rubs his beard on a girls asshole

Lisa wants Kevin to Brillo pad the shit out of her ass!!!!

by Brillo pad fluff February 26, 2015

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lily padding

going from place to place, sometimes in a frog-like fashion; "to go lily padding"; more commonly phrased as lets bounce, Let's blow this popsicle stand!, etc.

Dude, this party sucks... let's go lily padding until we find another party that isn't as lame.

by Big Mike February 22, 2005

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bro pad

a house that bros live in

we always throw the sickest parties at our bro pad

by dudeminds100 June 28, 2010

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