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someone who trys to act like you real parent. They treat you like trash most of the time. You other parent (the one that remarried)does not care how this person treats you.
My step-parent trys to act like his is my real dad, but he is a nothing but a no good asshole
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if you don't respect them you get shout at but not white americans or other race
they slap you or punish you if you get bad grades
they want you to be a doctor
something every asian kid has to go through in there life
but asia makes better food them america(true)
My Asian Parents said I will be punished if I get bad grades
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Gamer phrase. To be unable to play or group in a game because the parents are making you turn it off.
*spike* is a gamer term that means massive damage all at once from different sources on the same target.
We lost Joe he can't come to the group, he just got parent spiked.
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1.Parents of Scrippies (SRHS students)
2.Parents who follow your car if you're speeding
3.Parents part of the local PTA
4.Parents who cooperate with Officer Perez
5.Parents who leave complaint notes on your door
6.Parents who snitch out their own child
Yesterday I was racing down Pomerado and some Scrippie Parent followed my car until I got home and sat outside my house for an hour.
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Fart Parenting is a method of parenting focusing on attachment and comfort. Either the mother or father of a new born baby will fart near their infant's face, with particular care to ensure the baby smells the fart. Each human has distinct and unique 'signatures' in the molecules of their farts and it's believed that when a baby is repetitively exposed to these fart molecules, they will feel comfort and bond with their parent. Fart Parenting involves each parent farting as often as possible in the face of their new born baby for a period of up to a year. It's important to keep exposing the child to the fart molecules for a year to form that strong, rich bond. Fart Parenting is part of a new wave of parenting methods among crunchy mommies, and promoted by groups like, Mères Sans Vaccins (Mothers Without Vaccines). Fart Parenting was nominated for a Long Grass award for Parenting Trend of the Year in 2016, but it lost out to the Bird Feeding Method.
I Fart Parented my triplets; Earthmoon, Atticus, and Felix-Lexus. They all loved my Fart Parenting and remember it fondly because I continued it until their 7th birthday with their breast feeding. Fart parenting promotes a healthy immune system that negates any need for toxic vaccinations.
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When it's only thanks to your parents that you were able to make a down payment to buy a house.
"Just bought a house." "Nice! But I thought you were broke and living on ramen noodles." "Got a down-parent to seal the deal."
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Most Asian parents rule over their children with a harsh belief: education dominates everything. They will push aside your social life and get rid of your emotions if it means getting straight A's. Asian parents will think of the worst possible scenario and determine what to do based on it. Here's what to expect if you live in an Asian household.....
*Rice, rice, and more rice
*Nothing but water
*Education > life itself
*A - the only acceptable grade
B - they will scream and hit you
C - they will seriously abuse you and hurt you bad
D or lower - kicked out or threatened to death
*They don't care for your looks, all they want is short hair
*No boyfriends/girlfriends
*Will not let you go out late
*9 PM - 10 PM bedtime
*They will make you study no matter what
All in all, they are just trying to protect and raise you, believe it or not. Don't blame the parents, blame the way they were raised. I'm Asian and I remained sane due to pure determination. The only thing you can do is put up with it. You can't change them, it's just the way it is. You'll just have to see that they want you to be successful. While it might be cruel, it's what they believe is the best way to make you a successful person. You will want to hate them a lot, but keep your head up high and you'll make it.
Typical Asian parents.....
Dad: GO STUDY NOW!!!
Me: Wait, what did I do?
Dad: GO OR GET OUT!!!
Me: Alright, I'll go study.
Dad: DON'T TALK BACK!!!
Mom: GO GET A HAIRCUT!!!
Me: What? Why? It's not that long
Mom: DON'T TALK BACK TO ME!!!
*drags you off to get a bowl cut or a buzz cut
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