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Used to describe a very hott mother, such as pat's mom.
Do have you seen pat's mom? she fly as fuck
Or
Did you just say pat's mom was "fly as fuck"? Wow you're a fucking homo
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In cards, a hand that is very likely to win the game.
I had a pat hand in draw poker.
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a person working outside their own country, sometimes on a fat corporate contract, sometimes as a foreign expert, sometimes just as an English teacher.
Often their pay is considerably higher than the locals and they live a life of wanton pleasure while working as little as possible.
Other times, like as an English teacher, they live better than locals but not by much and spend their leisure time searching for the best deals on local beer.
Female ex-pats tend not to get laid and grudgingly accept celibacy. Largely because they don't like the locals and the male ex-pats aren't interested in them.
The male ex-pats often receive underserved hero/rock star status from the locals, especially in Asia, and get more local pussy than they know what to do with. Which is why they ignore the ex-pat females.
Dude #1: "Hey mate, why is that ex-pat chick always so bitter and grouchy?"
Dude #2: "Because she hasn't had sex since she arrived in Asia."
Dude #1 "Really? Damn, I'm in ex-pat heaven with all the local action I'm getting. I couldn't get laid to save my life back in the UK".
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The act of becoming sexually aroused while spinning on an office chair in the center of a circle of naked women while using the penis to slap the posteriors of said women. General practice is that upon stopping of the spin, intercourse is had to the point where the objective woman utters as many vowel sounds as possible.
I never expected to do The Pat Sajak while at the swingers party last night.
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Pats-a-riffic is a word to express how good something is (like teriffic only patysised).
It started by me calling my girlfriend pats-a-riffic (her name is patsy) and a few of her friends now use it for day to day things.
That book i read last night was pats-a-riffic.
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There is little known definition for this phrase, and it takes a little practise. It's a phrase used for when one of your friends has something in their mouth; i.e water. You need to sound like an old woman when saying; oooh pat!
I did this to my friend that many times whilst he was drinking he was sick.
Harry: (drinking)
Will: (pops up in front of him - 'OOOH PAT!'
Harry: (trys as hard as he can not to spit out his drink; then pukes up everywhere)
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the man with the big head on telly who falls over when ice skates
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