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Smack barm pea wet

A sexual act in Wigan where you get the juice left over from mushy peas, rub it on your cock and smack someone in the face with it. They usually then lick it off.

Ey lad, do you fancy a smack barm pea wet tonight?

You bloody bet I do lad. Get the peace juice ready.

by A Mac Attack October 16, 2018


Pair of purple hull peas

Where a guys balls are busted so hard that they are brused and turn purple.

kathy busted my batts really hard the other day and now I have a pair of purple hull peas.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 21, 2009


the peas have fallen in the mayonaise

oh shit! sometimes there are also peas on the table and floor. somtimes though its not your fault and thats more a case of somebody else throwing a handful of peas at the mayonaise, quite spiteful really.

doing bad things and people finding out

by princess laura March 11, 2004


painting the town in peas and carrots

to drunkenly vomit in public.

Afterwards we'll have a few beers, then we'll be painting the town in peas and carrots.

by johnnylongprong January 27, 2009


apiphiliac (Pronounced) Aye-pea-fee-lee-ack

Honeybee friend, honeybee love, bee friendly and bee lovers

An apiphiliac (Pronounced) Aye-pea-fee-lee-ack is a friend and lover to honeybees.

by Catherine Apple Ann Garvin October 17, 2014


Sweetest Pea

Nickname for The perfect girlfriend. Smart, funny, beautiful.

Career in something wholesome, squally with small children.

Sexy, brown hair, brown eyes.

“Sweetest Pea! Congratulations on your Early Education Certification! I’m so proud of you, I love you so much!”

The song “Brown Eyed Girl” by Van Morrison is a classic, He must have been in love with a Sweetest Pea

by .jtom August 08, 2019


Pea head

A person with a head shaped like a pea.

Also looks like something out of the goonies.

Pea head dev has an unusually shaped pea head

by Your moth July 23, 2021