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1: An important-sounding friend whose name you drop to make yourself sound important by association. These sorts of friends, however, completely lack a physical form.
2: An imaginary friend for grown-ups.
Joe doesn't really hang with the biker crowd--Leatherclad Mitch is just his physically challenged friend.
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What people do to their partner's when they're much too stupid to pull off the more socially acceptable emotional domestic violence. Such people feel inferior because they are inferior; and lacking intellectual resources for lashing out they use their bodies.
Dwayne's girlfriend is covered in bruises. He's attempting to assert his dominance and power through physical domestic violence because he's not intelligent enough to earn anybody's respect.
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An IPD (Inconsistent Physics Definintion) is when an entity or object is taken to a different universe than their original universe, but has different laws the entity/object cannot adapt to.
John: Uhh... Bob? Do you know why my mug is so small?
Bob: I think it has experienced Inconsistent Physics Definitions.
1. Something that every cystic fibrosis has to do. It helps loosen the thick mucus in their lungs. If cystic fibrosis patients miss their chest physical therapy they can get sick! Cystic fibrosis patients have to do this numerous times a day, about 2-4 times a day usually 30 minutes each time.
2. It is also called by many CF patients: pounding or beating
1. Cystic fibrosis patients have to do chest physical therapy to loosen mucus in their lungs.
2. I gotta go get a pounding to clear my lungs!
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An awkward physical exam refers to when the doctor makes the patient stand up rather than lie down for a physical exam. Also an awkward physical exam refers to an erection during the test.
The teenager took an awkward physical exam while the doctor checked his scrotum and penis because it was required for cross country.
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I'm feeling a retro physical force comming on.
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Its when a guy tells you to undress to your underwear and looks at your body. After hes done touching your nipples, chest and abdomen, he asks you to drop your boxers and he looks at your penis and scrotum. Its the only time a straight guy would show his body to an other guy in a private room.
David was asked by the nurse to undress for the doctor as he waited for him to come in and start the Physical Exam Male
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