plum my pudding

An instruction to have vaginal intercourse. Usually used during the christmas period along with other classics such as 'hang my baubles', 'deck my halls' and the all time favourite 'father my christmas'
NB A christmas equivalent of the cereal based 'cheeri my o' theme.

"john gave my pudding a good pluming at the office christmas party"
" I asked him to plum my pudding, but he turned me down"

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plums in your mouth

of having others’ testicles in one's mouth

you were born with plums in your mouth

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bent plum out of shape

when someone is extremely mad

He got bent plum out of shape because he made a joke.

sugar plum fairy

one who cakes 2 the extreme

A: damnn he's cakin.

B: he's beyond cakin he's cupcakin.

C: nahh he's a sugar plum fairy.

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stick 'n plum town

A small town, or a town with a very small center of town.

Stick your head out the window, and you're plum out of town! ie, a "stick 'n plum town."

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Evayn Plum Taylor Roper

Super pretty girl with a gorgeous smile and a hot ass.

Bob Kupfert is NOT an Evayn Plum Taylor Roper.

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Taking the trout by the hair of a plum pie

A slang phrase used in U.K. English to mean a misunderstanding or lapse in judgement.

This last question on the test is really taking the trout by the hair of a plum pie. (It was difficult and the speaker didn't understand it.)