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polishing the rifle

Slang for jacking off/ masturbating.

My wife caught me Polishing the rifle yesterday.

by Xesros January 5, 2017


Goggle-Polisher

(from Steampunk motif of brass goggles)

- Late adopter of a scene who commonly gets credit for exemplying it through the use of a single, high-concept visual symbol, ie, brass goggles, anatomical corsets.
Characterized by simultaneous need to be identified with, and deep resentment of, the innovators of the trend they emulate. Self-image dependent on imaginary placement in percieved hierarchy of originality.
Often deliberately and defensively ignorant about true roots of their chosen aesthetic scene; more often just unaware.

Not to be confused with Babelfish Travelers.

Predessors include Drugstore Cowboy, Parking-Lot DeadHead and "Camp" Follower.

"Man, I haven't seen so many skeleton corsets since my sister's sorority went to the '07 Decembrist's show. Goggle-polishers for days.

by Charisma Resistant September 8, 2008


Polish Pete

Polish Pete - a young man called Peter of Polish birth who his particularly proud of his heritage, but is really just a bloke from West Yorkshire. Loves the outdoors and will have a strong affliction with some sort of outdoor activity (e.g. cycling) to the point where it no longer becomes a hobby but is more a habit and will consume the majority of their time. Polish Pete will brag about being able to drink like a slav, but can only really handle a few pints and a mixer before he feels tired and wants to go to bed.

Cyclist 1: "I thought Polish Pete was Polish? He sounds like a loiner to me."
Cyclist 2: "He is Polish - he ain't no Leeds chap either, he's from Bradford."
Cyclist 1: "Ah, that makes sense. It's full of immigrants up there"

by northernlass18 December 3, 2018


polish rab

The one and only polish rab their is no one like him.
Also goes by the name of rab or wysocki.
He is class at everything and is fucking polish.

wow look at polish rab he so cool

by rutfxyhk March 4, 2019


Polish Catapult

An intimate act where the giver rips it into a bucket for a long period. This is done the majority of the bucket is full. Then the bucket is dumped upon the receiver. This can be done Ice Bucket Challenge style yourself or by the giver heaving it onto the receiver.

I can't wait to give Andrew a Polish Catapult later!

by FettFan August 10, 2022


polish the hook

Another term for jacking off.

I need to go to the bathroom and "polish the hook" if you know what I mean;)

by Thefanman March 17, 2016


Polish blowjob

Polish blowjob is when a girl has a guy pull his dick out of her ass and gives him a blowjob.

Lisa: I would really be turned on if I could peg you tonight.

Dale: Only if you give me a Polish Blowjob first.

by Box Worm November 25, 2019