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Dude, I sprayed my pond shrimp all over her face last night
A pond located in Ohio that was named after George Hitler, who was one of the first colonists of the land. This pond does not correlate with Adolf Hitler or any Nazi beliefs. Petitions have been created to rename Hitler Pond for its indirect association with Adolf Hitler despite it not correlating.
Meet me at Hitler Pond tonight.
A state of mind where you are overcome with a feeling of numbness and every movement feels slow, like it would if you were to be stuck in a pond of caramel. It has no feeling of euphoria as a drug might and is closer to a sweet sadness.
Carol tried to run out the door, but couldn't get the energy she needed and like she was stuck in a caramel pond.
A phrase used by Canadians usually used as a way to express that they are right in an arguement to the point where they will bet their ducks
"You're wrong Josh, I bet all the ducks in my pond that i'm right."
Fingering. The vagina is so wet that it’s like a pond.
I was making out with this girl and then I poked the pond.
To catfish a coworker. As explained in "The Slippery Fist finds It's Way In" Magazine, March 1984 Issue.
Seamus created a fake Tinder account so he could uncover Nancy's secret fetishes, thus he be noodlin in the corporate pond.
Sometimes when you boot up gm_construct, the pond will be infinite.
Just a fun fact.
Don't go too deep.
person 1: have you encountered pond abyss in gm_construct??
person 2: yeah dude i saw the monster
person 1: what monster