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a female vagina that comes to be quite stanky due to the presence of poo or a poo like substance in or around the vag.
I was fuckin my girlfriend and when i pulled out, my johnson smelled like shit. Fuckin stank poon.
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Literally means "seize the poon". Used as a term of motivation for a guy to go talk to a girl and eventually have sex with her.
Guy 1: That girl over there is kind of pretty.
Guy 2: Go talk to her.
Guy 1: Nah its Alright.
Guy 2. Dude! Carpe poon!
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Char broiled poon served with BBQ sauce or Catsup (eaten with fork and knife)
"Snanes mother makes a mean Roast Poon"
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Contrary to the popular belief that a sushi poon is just a fishy pussy, it is also in fact, a slightly overweight girl who attempts to take advantage of (rape) drunk guys while she is sober or intoxicated. These kinds of girls can be very hard to detect because generally they are very nice and friendly until they make their move
careful man that chick is a total sushi poon... shes gonna rape your ass later wit that strap on
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The expulsion of air from the vaginal orifice causing a noticeable trumping sound.
Person 1 - "Did she just queef?"
Person 2 - "Yeah! that was a serious Poon Tune!"
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One who's aura embodies the ability to rustle poon.
" Look at Leopold, he came back here with three girls and poped them all. He's such a poon wrangler."
"Check out Thomas St Jock, upon arriviving at a day spa he said 3 words and pulled 16 bitches, he is a true definition of a poon wrangler"
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The aftermath or end result obtained by allowing puss / loin juice to dry on one's beard or goatee, often a tell tale sign of being nose deep in moose knuckle.
Neil: "Hey dude, you hungry? Let's go eat."
Bob: "Naw man, I've been snacking on leftover poon chips all mornin. Tasty shit!"
OR...
Wesley: "Hey man have you been eating a bear claw? You got donut glaze all over your face."
Lar: "Man, that ain't donut's them's is poon chips!"
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