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The act of a male putting jelly on his finger and fingering a girl, jelly on his tongue and eating out a girl, or jelly on his penis and having sex with a girl.
Dude, I'm gonna go out this weekend, get some grape jelly and jelly poon my girlfriend!
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A pick-up artist. Someone who is well adapted to hitting on women and getting sexual favors from them.
That guy gets whatever chick he wants, he's a real poon shark.
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My wife went to see her poon gazer today. Turns out it's another chick. How hot is that!
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That morning pussy. Poon danish is enjoyed most when you roll over and wake her up by eating that pussy good before anything else. Breakfast of champions.
I was late too work. Stopped off for a poon danish.
There’s donuts in the break room this morning. No thanks. I’m full. Had a poon danish before work.
What a woman gets when she goes to the gynecologist.
Had to go to the gyno to get a poon up.
The fishy smell one obtains in their mouth when they have been eating a plethora of poon.
Can be used to insult someone, or used as a word for "good" like "sick" or "dope".
(side note: eating tuna is a risk)
"Charlene, I think your boyfriend has been cheating on you! He's got a real bad case of the Poon Breath."
"Oh no that's just because he had been eating tuna"
"Oh. That'll be it."
"Hey Lester, you're such a Poon Breath!"
"Duuuuude, that is SO Poon Breath" *thumbs up*
That dull ache and soreness that one gets in the jaw after performing a marathon pussy eating session.
I went down on Rachel last night and tongue punched her box for two hours. It was some good eats but now I got poon jaw.
I got poon jaw from working your mom last night.
Kara and Rene locked in a Hot scissor followed by hours of oral. They both woke in the morning finding it difficult to speak due to poon jaw.