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The act of a male putting jelly on his finger and fingering a girl, jelly on his tongue and eating out a girl, or jelly on his penis and having sex with a girl.
Dude, I'm gonna go out this weekend, get some grape jelly and jelly poon my girlfriend!
A pick-up artist. Someone who is well adapted to hitting on women and getting sexual favors from them.
That guy gets whatever chick he wants, he's a real poon shark.
That morning pussy. Poon danish is enjoyed most when you roll over and wake her up by eating that pussy good before anything else. Breakfast of champions.
I was late too work. Stopped off for a poon danish.
There’s donuts in the break room this morning. No thanks. I’m full. Had a poon danish before work.
My wife went to see her poon gazer today. Turns out it's another chick. How hot is that!
The fishy smell one obtains in their mouth when they have been eating a plethora of poon.
Can be used to insult someone, or used as a word for "good" like "sick" or "dope".
(side note: eating tuna is a risk)
"Charlene, I think your boyfriend has been cheating on you! He's got a real bad case of the Poon Breath."
"Oh no that's just because he had been eating tuna"
"Oh. That'll be it."
"Hey Lester, you're such a Poon Breath!"
"Duuuuude, that is SO Poon Breath" *thumbs up*
What a woman gets when she goes to the gynecologist.
Had to go to the gyno to get a poon up.