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Accepting your body as it is and attempting to make everyone else feel comfortable in their own skin as well
"Karen is so awesome. I wonder how she's always so confident."
"It's because she supports body positivity."
"That's great! Loving yourself is the best way to go through life."
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The way you have sex. When having sex they're different ways to do it. The styles of sex you use. Examples- 69,missionary,69 standing,doggy style,ymca ,Viennese Oyster,cow girl,monkey bar all of these are "sex positions" sex positions sex styles of sex}
Boy-How many "sex positions" do you know. Girl- Wouldn't you like to find out.
Examples- 69,missionary,69 standing,doggy style,ymca ,Viennese Oyster,cow girl,monkey bar all of these are "sex positions" sex positions sex styles of sex}
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When the world experienced a temporary relief in weather and road conditions, as daily carbon emissions dropped globally and the air quality improved substantially for millions of people during the lockdowns.
Be they boars roaming the streets of Barcelona, bears entering homes or supermarkets in California, or beavers playing along the river bank in London, these are arguably some of the positives of the coronavirus.
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A sexual position where a girl does a handstand and the guy comes in from the side.
She did a position 352 for me last night, we tried to keep it up as long as possible.
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The most exciting and only sexual position that a women offers after children or the initial honeymoon period of a new relationship. Where once she screamed for more she know screams if you have the nerve to ask. Most importantly this variation of the missionary position 'comes' with the added pleasure of the feeling that her silence(unless you are told to hurry up) and motionless is horribly reminiscent of shagging a corpse or a first time religious teen that feels awkward
Mr Gideon - Come on babe, its been weeks
Miss D - For fucks sake, we have 3 kids and I want to watch council TV. Alright, if you are very quick. But no toys or fingers
Mr Gideon - Great..The mortuary position again
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Someone who always looks on the bright side of things and who always sees the good in EVERYTHING!
Paul & Jeremiah are walking down the street when three guys pop out and start fucking them up the ass and shoving their cocks down their throats.
Jeremiah: AHH! OMFG! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
Positive Paul: Oh calm down Jeremiah! This isn't that bad!
Gangbanger: Oh yeah! FUCK YEAH! You suck cock often?
Jeremiah: How the FUCK is the NOT BAD! I'M GETTING FUCKING GANGBANGED UP MY FUCKING ASSHOLE YOU STUPID SHIT!
Positive Paul: Well, I've always wondered if I was gay or not. Now I know I AM!
Paul goes to the doctor for a checkup
Doctor: It's syphilis.
Positive Paul: Oh, it's okay.
Doctor: What do you mean it's okay? YOu have a fucking STD you stupid fuck!
Positive Paul: Well, that threesome with those 2 crazy fucking chicks made it worth it!
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I began using "d-pos" over ten years ago, but recently I have recognized its growing popularity as a mainstream insult. In the past it was only something to be used with my closest friends. However, I'm beginning to hear other people use it, so I'm proud to officially introduce "D-positive" to the Urban Dictionary...
"D-positive" (also known as "d-pos") is growing in popularity throughout the DC-metropolitan area. It is a nickname based upon the acronym of a very commonplace insult: "dumb piece of sh*t".
If for whatever reason, you need to keep the language clean (like you're at grandma's house), calling someone "d-positve" is the safe/clean alternative to the potentially more offensive "dumb piece of sh*t"...
(D-positive = D.P.O.S. = Dumb Piece Of Sh*t)
Dorm Room Etiquette:
"Who's the d-pos that puked in the hallway last night?"
Holidays With The Family:
"Dad are you D-positive?"
Dorm Room Etiquette Continued:
"Which one of you depo’s took my toothbrush?"
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