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A 5'5" Millennial douchebag who likes to bang women twice his age, wears kids shoe size 11s, punches like a girl, drinks Natty Ice, hates people who smoke cigarettes, but fills a bottle of Mtn Dew with spit in one day with Coppenhagen Wintergreen, drives a fucked up Chevy Monte Carlo, and has a shitty goatee.
"My mom is dating a douchebag. He's definitely a Preston!"
The one guy who's always been there for you. Whenever you're sad, even if he doesn't know what's wrong, his smile can always cheer you up. He's definitely the sweetest, but he tends to be a prankster sometimes. He may be obsessed with a video game, but he always tries to put in sometime for you. He cares for everyone, it doesn't matter if they're any shape or size. The girls tend to fall for his dreamy blue eyes. You can stare into them for the rest of your life. His hair is normally swiped off to the side, making a bit of a curve. His smile just makes you want to stay for a while. He's everything you've hoped for. He's your everything.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about what Preston did?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was heroic, he saved Kambria's dogs life.
An adjective used to describe a very rude person, action or expression.
Oh my god! You pooped on my shoe! How PRESTON of you!
Scared of milk, can't spells vaccine as vachine and decision as decsion, or descion.
Prestons are just very dumb people.
Example 1: Imagine being scared of milk. You're such a Preston.
Example 2: You can't spell vaccine or decision? Oh my god what a Preston.
A gay kid who tries to murder everyone’s reputation for fun.
Hey look at that Preston, don’t go near him if you wanna live.
The type of person that would be ruined by fanfiction
Preston: What a lovely day to go on discord
Rando: Heres a fucking fanfiction to ruin your day
The most amazing man you will ever meet. He is kind, funny, handsome, smart, caring. He values his friends, girlfriend and family over everything and would do just about anything for them. He can be goofy at times but he also knows when to be serious. Preston has gorgeous blue eyes, perfect lips for kissing, and the cutest dimples in his cheeks when he smiles. He also gives the best hugs and is a great cuddle buddy. When your with Preston you won’t wanna leave and if your away from him for more than one second your heart will ache for him. His big heart and outgoing personality makes him easy to fall for. If you find a Preston, don’t ever let him go..
I love Preston