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White Collar slang for a person that organizes a service of sex, usually with women, in return for money. Somebody that organizes prosititutes. See pimp.
Where can I locate the nearest professional women herder, I am rather excited after our recent gain in the stock market.
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The semi professional girlfriend is the often visually pleasing partner of (in this particular example) a dj.
What this actually means is that they commit sex acts on at least one dj on the same line up at a time before then controlling everything besides the mixer in the dj booth such as fan access and how long fans may look at the dj before getting a filthy look from semi pro girlfriend and waves of spunky energy.
These girlfriends collect dj sperm and proceed to later cough it up and make trophies from it at a later date whilst telling everyone at the afters how some well known name in the dj world is their boyfriend.
In terms of professionalism these girlfriends usually get paid in drink, drugs, backstage passes and superstar sperm only.
A semi professional girlfriend is similar to a WAG in the world of football and often displays a superficial experience.
"Dudeeee she is fit" "Na mate that's a Semi Professional Girlfriend - can you not sense the self importance vibe radiating off her or smell of perfume and semen?"
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A person who (cries) or (complains) about every aspect of their (job) at (work). So much so that it often appears as though the only thing the do in a day or get paid to do in a day is to (complain). Most often accompanied by a series of heavy (sighs) and (crocodile tears) which can be produced on command to suit the situation at hand. Tears are used when the maximum amount of (guilt) is required to ensure (sympathy) is displayed by their (coworkers).
Did you hear about poor “so-in-so”, she was told that she could not go to the kitchen for her 2nd (feeding) until (break time.) But don’t feel bad for her, she is a (“Professional-Cry-Baby”.)
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Something 8 year olds joke of because it's too expensive when it's not for games
Me: I'm gonna get a professional editing gpu for my photos:
8 year old: Oh yeah you can play roblox with 2 fps very nice
Me: *slaps 8 yr old with tank*
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A person who is obsessed with and spends the majority of their life knowing more about what's inside someone's elses pockets more than what's in their own pockets or own life. Usually a hater, they make rampant HR violations at work by talking about everyone else's take home salary openly in the office. They are so busy watching others they have no value in their own career, job, or life as all their time is spent watching others instead of actually developing their own skills and abilities, thus making them easily replaceable.
Man did you see Erik at work today? He's a true professional Pocket Watcher and should take part in the World Olympics Pocket Watching division. I am sure he would win unanimously.
Though Edward hated pocket watchers growing up in the south, he become a Professional Pocket Watcher himself over the years when he knew how much money all his neighbors paid for rent , how much was in their bank account, when their checks hit every month, and how long they've lived at the building. All while almost losing his veteran rental voucher because he don't know his own rent or business, rather he knows everyone else's businesses.
Harris ridicules the toes of his daughter, the girlfriend and wives if his friends, and the random street walkers he picks up for sexual relations. Harris refuses to look down or acknowledge his own feet which are in need of serious medical attention: he nearly lost two toes to being frostbitten when he was too afraid to stay in the house with a woman he despised and too cheap to get a hotel room, and instead slept in his cold car on a freezing night.
Harris is a professional pocket watcher. He cares more about others (particularly women) toes than his own toes which, if a child has to look at, would make them cry.
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Same concept as Standard Ro Sham Bo, only with anti-fraud laws/rules set in place.
1.) Both opponents must wear speedos, neither opponent is allowed to perform the actual kicks.
2.) A referee is called out who then in turn nominates kickers or one kicker. Those Kicker/Kickers must be of equal bias towards the opponents.
3.) No shoes allowed on kickers
4.) No girlie kicks
5.) What happens in Ro Sham Bo, stays in Ro Sham Bo
"Alex and I were persuaded into Ro Sham Bo last night. The spoils were $50.00."
"Did you play?"
"Yeah but I called out for Professional Ro Sham Bo. In any case I lost! I did take 27 kicks before I finally went down though."
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A PPB is a professional polite bitch. Someone who comes off as polite and professional, but also has a condescending and rude attitude/demeanor.
This customer service representative I spoke with really did not care about my situation, but she was definitely a PPB (Professional Polite Bitch). Props to her for holding up.
I tend to be a PPB at work, I am nice enough so I am not fired but bitchy enough so people know I don't care.