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promise academy

a school full of dumbasses , and dick riders . i wouldn’t recommend going there .

don’t go to promise academy!

by vsnsnsj March 13, 2020


DHA promise

DHA promises are even more powerful then the River Styx. If you break this promise, your bones will break. This promise is most likely going to be directed towards a best friend. Diapers, Hangers, and Alabama. So whenever you swear in DHA, you’re promising on Diapers, Hangers, and Alabama. So the next time you promise to your friend about something, to make sure it’s official, promise on DHA

I DHA promise not to donkeyspiddle all over your diapers, hangers, and the state of Alabama.

by DONKEYSPIDDLE! December 15, 2020


ultimate promise

The ultimate promise is that of a "pinky promise" the pinky promise is the most sacred of bonds which may only be undertaken in extreme circumstances. The pinky promise but be taken as an oath that one may not go back on. The oath begins with both parties interlocking their right pinkies with one another. Both parties will than state "I pinky promise..." followed by the promise, upon unlocking pinkies the ritual will be complete therefore creating an ever lasting bond between both parties. If all is done as directly stated above, the promise is now complete, if you miss any step or go out of order than the promise is unofficial and fradulent

"I just made the ultimate promise with my grandpa that we would never play the "tickle" game again as long as i never told my parents we ever played it in the first place"

by Thetrueultimatepromiselegend October 31, 2017


no promises by shawn

"no promises" is one of Shawn Mendes best songs, and belongs to Paula @wishmewonder !

+that's a good song!
-well, it's no promises by shawn mendes, of course it is

by wishmewonder November 9, 2020


THE Promise

The promise is a way of saying that you want both sides in a relationship to promise to marry eachother, this promise can not be broken under any circumstance

THE Promise being proposed to the woman

Man- I want to promise
Woman- me too, lets do it

by David 1:18 March 25, 2023


Welsch promise

Old Welsch custom of giving a gift of food with one serving missing.
The “Promise” of the gesture was that this gift would not be given if it were not at least good enough for the person giving the gift. The missing serving was presumed to be used to confirm the quality of the item and evaluate possible improvements.
The custom is thought to have originated in the mid-seventeenth century.

We did not understand why our Thanksgiving turkey only had one wing until my grandfather explained the custom of the Welsch promise, and it’s purpose of honoring his guests.

by Juan Moore Beer October 19, 2023


Elephant promises

When you keep promising people that you're gonna do something but in reality you're not sure that you can keep it but you promise it anyway.

Jack keeps saying he'll make it to the party but it just sounds like elephant promises.

by Smithsonian Scratch November 21, 2014