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flirting intimately, but going on about as if were a joke, then using that to cover up the fact it's actually NOT a joke
do you think derek and jason are all over each other?
yeahhh, but its pseudo-psuedo-sexual
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What a modern day 'emo' really is. Emo music is actually defined by such bands as Rites of Spring, and was really just another subgenre of hardcore punk. Today's pseudo-neo-emo is just a digusting individual who looks at livejournal, cock-in-hand whilst crying about nelson mandela's death. Irony, it's a virtue.
emo: I enjoy my subgenre of hardcore punk
pseudo-neo-emo: *cuts wrist* oh how my life sucks so much that I steal my 'scene' from an already poor subgenre of punk.
true punk: 'oi, anarchy yeah!'
normal person: right.
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When you watch league of legends streamers that are high elo so you think you are also high elo and pick up their personalities and flame ur silver team while also being silver.
Hector watched too much tyler1 so he became Pseudo High Elo and flamed his team to int
A douche bag, particularly white, trying to look, act, or talk like they are from the ghetto or as if they are a gangster of some kind. Over-sized shirts, baggy gym pants or jeans, nike's with sandals and overall douchebaggery is a symptom of being a pseudo-ghetto gangster.
Did you see Eminem last night?
Yeah, he's a pseudo-ghetto gangster
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A man who is good at pretending to respect women, when in reality he thinks she is pointless unless she will have sex. These guys make it difficult for men who foolishly think respecting women is the way to her heart.
Unfortunately, this is the type of person women are attracted to the most
Not to be confused with jerk or misogynist as these men don't pretend to respect women, and tend to glamorize the concept of disrespecting women.
This is the leading cause of gold diggers, materialism and misandry
Any musician who brags about how much money he has or will spend on a girl is likely a pseudo-phylogynist because it's not necessary to do so if all you want is a relationship
The song Whatever U Like by T.I. is a great example
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A gentlemen whose social and communal tendencies gyrate around the general ambivalence of others regarding whether he truly is a finger-popping gangster simply at the beginning of his intricate development or a confused boy with no self identification simply mix-and matching factions that should be foreign to him with those that you would expect him to embrace.
Oh! that silly gentlemen of color, look at him thick ironic black framed spectacles and flat silver trousers 'round his knees drenched in cheap cologne and failure,...what a proto-pseudo-gangster!
1. A name to give a woman by a man who wishes/fantasizes they were the real baby daddy, usually regretting the person they are with.
2. A woman who's baby daddy isn't around and her male friend will take on the "daddy" role or claim the kid/kids and call her his baby mama.
3. A lesbian who has a baby daddy, marries/dates anoher lesbian who has children, and the baby daddy claims them as his and calls the woman his other baby mama.
Tyrone & Megan was hot back in the day; she was his everything but they broke up & had kids with other people. Now Tyrone and Megan is kickin' it again and he wants her, so he claims her kids and calls Megan his pseudo-baby mama.
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