Purple poodle

A male being who serves feminism without ever questioning its validity. The purple poodle loves putting women above himself and lacks any form of self respect, just like he lacks his balls. Thus, he kowtows to the very women who humiliate and domesticate him. Purple poodles even applaud when a feminist spews open misandry and toxic lies. They viciously bark whenever feminism or women are criticized.

1.
"Do you know that Rupert is a member of the feminist supremacy association?"
"Yeah, I know that he`s a purple poodle."

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Man: "I think false rape accusations are a real danger for men"
Feminazi: "Help. I`m being oppressed by the patriarchy"
Purple poodle: "Woof woof ruff arf." *insults the oppressor*

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purple nurple

The unexpected squeezing and twisting of the nipple on a friend. Results in your nipple (nurple) turning purple.

Nathan decided to give his pappy a purple nurple. But pappy was too fast and now, Nathan has a purple nurple.

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purple patch

1. Going through a good period.

The country's economy is going through a purple patch.

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purple stuff

promethazine codeine cough syrup + 20 oz of sprite
...first time users start off with 2 oz, into your 20 oz of sprite in a styrofoam cup
the syrup cost's = $240-280/pint
**Rest in Peace DJ Screw

I got that purple stuff in my cup...

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purple drink

purple perscription cough surup mixed with sprite for drink to get high on... they started it in H-Town, ask Mike Jones

"let's drink some purple drink"

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Purple Cherry

The female equivalent of blue balls

guys think they have it bad with blue balls, a purple cherry is sooo much worse!!!

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purple patch

A period in life when, for an unknown reason, members of the opposite sex find you more attractive than usual

"Dude, Ugly Dave got laid 3 times this week!, he's defo going through a purple patch!"

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