Lying outright to someone's face
When Johny saw Vladimir with his marbles and asked for them back ,Vladimir said " He hadn't seen them , he hadn't got them , and he didn't believe they existed anyway ! " Johny said what a Putin !!
A shirtless bear riding savage who roams across the forests of Russia, hunting down people who oppose him. His best friend is not surprisingly Winnie the Pooh aka Xi Jinping
Don't go into those forests alone or Putin may impale you with a spear
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Shit, poop, crap, feces, poo, turd, caca, diarrhea
Sorry for stinking up the bathroom, I took a nasty putin.
Splatters of fecal matter on the inside walls of a toilet bowl.
Wow, someone left a lot of putin in the third stall from the left.
John: "You want to go out for whiskey and cigars with me an Mark?"
Frank: "Nah, he's a Putin, let's take Jack instead"
The sound a penis makes when it is pulled out of something :)
"We're all worried about Putin" "Putin? It was just a little noise when I pulled out"