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A phrase often said by a grandmother to her grandson when she believes that he is old enough to froth girls in a sexual way.
Oh Jerry! The fleas have reached your knees I see! Who was that girl? Your girlfriend?!
A more family friendly, scientific way to say go commit not alive.
"Alex, go commit oxygen not reaching lungs."
Alex proceeded to commit suicide.
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a word used for an awkward situation between two males
Tyler*Evan, what are you doing?
Evan*Just reaching for some penniz!
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When a female licks a mans butthole while jerking him off into a pint of Guiness and then she chugs the beer.
Person 1: She was drinking more semen than Guiness after that Irish Reach-Around!
Person 2: At least that will wash down the taste of your butthole bro!
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When a female cuts off all circulation to her head so her eyeballs begin to pop out and she proceeds to give her male partner a handjob from behind!!!
Dude, She finally gave in and I got a Christina Ricci Reach Around!!!
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Reach around the park bench is when you are with your wife and stepdaughter, evey one is excited about cooking out the burgers and Big sausages,Mom is slapping burgers on the hot grill While you are slapping little Betty's tight ass while slipping Your Big Sausage in little BETTY'S tight pussy
While mom cooked ,you would reach around the park bench burying your sausage in Betty's pussy
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The act of taking advantage of the natural curvature of one's lower limbs to kick another person in the general crotchal region while standing to their posterior.
1) Even though he was standing behind Ross, Englebert was still capable of causing him great pain by way of kicking his testis through the practical application of the Kansas City Courtesy Reach-Around.
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