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Any person of caucasian blood who attemps to imitate his asian counter-parts by either-
A. Buying an import car and performing cheap mods. (see Ricer)
B. Puting parts and stickers intended for use on an import car onto his domestic car. (like seeing a Mustang with a kanji symbol on it)
C. Dating only Asian chicks and any one of the afore-mentioned offenses.
Wow, that blonde dude is driving a supra with a cheap skanky AZN ho. What a White Ricer...
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A rice beater is an imported car (usually from japan) which usually has only 4 cylinders and possibly a turbo to make it slightly quicker. The origin of the word comes due to the fact that: a) asians eat rice, b) the car is economical on fuel and c) although not tested, most believe the car itself could run solely on rice. In recent years, Australia has seen a massive increase in popularity of the rice beater, due to there cheap purchase price, ability to modify, and there reasonable power output.
Man I went for a cruise down to the goldie yesterday and there were so many rice beaters on the highway. Why dont those stains get a real mans car like a clubsport or a XR8.
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Any automobile of asian origen which has been carelessly modifyed by a person with an IQ equal to the capacity of the gas tank. Usually classifyed by a paint job that would have blind men running to gouge their eyes out, enough Nitrous Oxide to make Hiroshima duck and cover, and an exhast pipe that would appear to have enough diameter to launch a watermelon over the Effiel Tower.
Recommended location for such a phenomenon:
Under the tire of a vehicle that actually is more threatening and powerful than an electric razor
Nuf said...
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This is a less offensive way of saying "Jesus Christ"
It originated with the movie 'The Faculty'. In the real version, one of the characters exclaimed "Jesus Christ!" but in the edited TV version, they had it changed to "Cheese and rice!"
Guy #1: Aliens landed on Earth!
Guy #2: Cheese and rice!
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The football nigga that should have been in the elevator when Jay-Z got attacked by Solange
Duck bitch Ray Rice about to swing!
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The eastern version of soggy biscuit, it is a male masturbation game where contestants jack off into a bowl of rice. Whoever shoots the first load wins the contest. But the loser has to eat the rice.
It is also used by restaurant owners as a way to punish bad customers...
Oh man, last night was so funny! we went to a restaurant and my friend was being hella racist so the manager served him a steaming load of cum rice!
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In Korean, "steamed rice" is slang for "Newbie". It evolves into the sentence "You are my steamed rice", which simply means "I own you". Popular during Starcraft ceremonies when the winner throws a bowl of steamed rice towards the direction of the loser of the match(s).
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