Meat Rocket

Noun: Also known as a penis, is a larger than average member ready to explode.

Girl: Hey babe my parents are gone, you want to come over?
Guy: Hell Yeah! I hope you're ready. I've got a meat rocket ready for take off and its heading straight for Uranus

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nickel rocket

Term used to describe an individual who takes the cheap way every time.

Did you see the poor quality equipment that bob got? He is such a nickel rocket.

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Davey Rocket

To straddle a topless females chest, while she proceeds to Jack Off the male, resulting in necessary clean-up of her stomache, using napkins or towels. Usually the result of poor planning.

Girl: Yeah, he Davey Rocketed me at the cabin last night.
Guy#1: Haha, no way, how'd he clean it up?
Guy#2: Was it the paper towels or napkins?
Girl: Towel.

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piss rocket

Often, when hauling cargo over long distances and in order to maintain a tight schedule, a truck driver may not have adequate time to make pit stops along the way. This predicament is solved by pissing into a water bottle (piss rocket) and firing said piss rocket out the window.

The highway was littered with blown tires and piss rockets.

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Douche Rocket

Someone with over extrodinary "douchy" or dumb traits...or for someone that said a dumb remark...almost always used as an insult.

Shut up douche rocket! or Quit being such a douche Rocket

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Crotch Rocket

A fast thing with 2 wheels i try to kill myself on

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sky rocket

sky rocket in England is for pocket.

I'm ganna put that in my sky rocket.

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