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Rusty Rod

An act that occurs whilst taking a shit with a boner. The participant pushes their penis downwards to avoid pissing on their feet due to ther penis being elongated. This results in the participants shit scraping their penis as it descends from their assehole. the result is brown shit on your penis that gives it a vintage, rusty look.

Never wank before you shit because a Rusty Rod is a likely outcome

by hot97rocksmyworld February 15, 2014

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


dinker rod

This is a definition from two origins. One is dinker, aka the penis and the second is a spoof from Lady Gaga's disco stick. The rod symbolizing an erect penis.

I tried out his dinker rod last night.

by Hottdamn123 December 10, 2009

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


rod stewart

Rod Stewart is a Scottish singer

he is old.. but still has some classic songs like Sailing and if you think im sexy

definetly should have retired a while ago
and definetly should be classed as a legend all over the world

always seen with a new girl every week who seem to be way to young for him

in other worlds... a very old legend

rod stewart hits:
Sailing
Forever Young
if you think im sexy

by Dementia February 17, 2006

90πŸ‘ 79πŸ‘Ž


Lightning Rod

When you have a great idea or sudden realization, and it feels as if a lightning bolt just struck the tip of your penis.

Man, when I first found out what a threesome was, I got such a lightning rod!

by Lightning_Rodder August 11, 2010

11πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Dirty Rod

When you’re giving a woman back shots from hell, then pull out your dick and slap her on face a couple times with it.

He’s giving her that dirty rod treatment!

by Shon Road April 23, 2020

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


rod rider

A male homosexual A fag A man that likes to ride cock Hungry for cock bonesmoker fudgepacker

"I went to the can to take a leak and this fucking rod rider comes up to me and asks if he can cop a feel!"

by psiscott April 9, 2006

18πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


stick rod

A stick rod is when you fuck a woman (or man) in the ass and then suck the cum out with a straw.

I just gave Pam A. the most minions ass stick rod ever

by Hayden S August 18, 2006

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž