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When a hot air balloon loses all its air and streamers to the ground. It's a horrific sight.
At the Balloon Fiesta there was a horrible accident with one balloon doing a roman candle.
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The act of insertion of a small projectile (e.g., peanut, dried bean, apple pie-flavored jelly belly jellybean) into the male urethra through the tip of the penis for the purpose of increased stimulation during masturbation and the added effect of rapid projection upon ejaculation.
Dude! Red just knocked over your mom's picture! Yeah, the one on the other side of the room! Doin' the Roman Candle, how else?
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When a woman is on her period and you are eating her out, getting your Red Wings. When you finish the job you drag your head, from the tip of your nose to the back of your head.
Dude, I was getting my Red Wings last night when I topped it off with a double banger! I got a Roman Helmet too!
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The Roman Sieve is the act of shatting into a standard sieve, followed by forcefully placing the shat-filled sieve upon your partners head, in a manner such that the shat squeezes out in a ridge like the red horse hair crest of a roman Legionnaire's helm.
I used my mom's new colander to give my girl a Roman Sieve.
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A very gay person who likes men
He's so felipe roman
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Well, Sophie is a hot and popular girl. She's pretty athletic and the guys love her for that. Guys from grades above her are attracted to her also, which is pretty badass. Roman, on the other hand is super hot.. kind of a douche, but is SUPER hot. Roman and Sophie flirt a lot and he needs to ask her out.
Roman: man, sophie is pretty hot, but she rejected me once already... whatever
Friend 1: well.. dont give up. that was like a year ago. and she's admitted she thinks your super hot!
Roman: okay, maybe.
Friend 1: Just think.. Sophie and Roman.. dats hot.
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Back in ancient times, before battles of yore, the Romans would prepare themselves to fight against legends and other beings. In order to cleanse themselves, they would take (for their time) the greatest dump in recorded history. If you take such a cleansing dump that you can accurately predict the moment of the next good fortune that you will experience, you have just taken a roman dump.
Revealing to others that you have taken a roman dump will instantly improve your charisma score and open up more favorable dialogue choices.
Man 1: You have been in the bathroom all day! Did you fall in?
Man 2: Nahh..I just took a roman dump.
Man 1: Wow. You are my God.
Man 2: Of course - it was the only way.
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