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Sort of like Russian Roulette but American style.
1. Order a shit load of pizza.
2. Find a bunch of Americans stupid enough to play
3. Those two take turns eating slices of pizza
4. When it gets to a high amount of pizza the competitors take turns taking one bite each.
5. The winner is the last person who hasn't puked or opted out of the competition.
6. In the case of a tie the two who tied continue until someone pukes again.
American #1: Hey you guys want to play some American Roulette? I haven't eaten in a whole 30 minutes.
American #2: Sure. I'm starving too.
American #3: I'm in.
American #4: Me too.
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When you go your favorite late nite fast food joint after a night of binge drinking and order random number combo meals. It's always a surprise, and if the order sucks throw it at the person at the drive-thru.
"Let's hit Taco Smell(Bell) and play some drunken roulette."
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A variation on Russian Roulette, Kamloops Roulette derives its name from the small, boring town of Kamloops, which is situated in the interior of British Columbia. The locals there had nothing to do, and so invented this as a pasttime.
Like its namesake, it is a game where players alternate shooting at oneself with a revolver, until a shot goes off. Unlike its namesake, which is played with one chamber full and the rest empty, Kamloops Roulette is played with all six chambers full. The locals regard it with much amusement, and consider it a way of deterring people from visiting the hellish city.
Two out of three statisticians say there is no benefit to going last in Kamloops Roulette, because after the game you still live in Kamloops.
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A pejorative term used to refer to an outmoded form of natural contraception known as the Rhythm Method. Often used mistakenly to refer to coitus interruptus (the 'pull-out method'). The Rhythm Method officially fell out of favor with "The Vatican" in the early 1980's with advances in the study of the female reproductive cycle.
Current methods of Natural Family Planning (non-chemical and non-barrier contraception), when used correctly and consistently, have been shown in several peer-reviewed studies to be over 99% effective. This is similar to the efficacy of 'the pill.'
It should be noted that the use of such a term often indicates it's user has a bigoted and intolerant attitude against people who practice a religion they do not agree with.
By following the Creighton method or the Billings Ovulation method, faithful Catholics no longer have to play so-called "Vatican Roulette"
They have six kids? They must be playing Vatican Roulette.
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A game of chance when moving into a new house or halls (e.g: into university accommodation or college dorms) and not knowing anyone that you will be living with.. and just hoping you get lucky with your house/flat mates.
A male student on a floor with a higher ratio of boys to girls = Losing housemate roulette
A male student on a floor with a higher ratio of girls to boys = Winning housemate roulette
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When a group of rednecks take turns having sex with one girl without using condoms. Each redneck crosses his fingers that the child-to-be isn't his. Often the chosen girl happens to be one of the redneck's sisters.
Redneck #1 - Hey man get ready, we're gunna get drunk tonight and play a round of redneck roulette with Billy Joe's sister.
Redneck #2 - A ding dang doo!!
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The deadly game Ronnie Radke mentions in "Not Good Enough for Truth in Cliche".
"Sitting in this room playing Russian roulette, finger on the trigger to my dear Juliet.."
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