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When your in the shit with the boss or the company, been called in for a meeting with management.
Toms been called into the office for a Rug Dance
N. The flooring in your home which composes of all of the semen you ejaculated from masturbation and the flooring unwashed therefore leaving behind a white, crusty stain afterwards
After watching 2 hours of porn, I realized that I should clean my crusty rug
The purple rug is a reference to the fanfiction Unbelievers by isthatyoularry
A: Omg the purple rug scene in Unbelievers was so good.
B: Yes
When you’re broke and your wife wants an Arabian Rug. Just cum on her pubes and pat it down
Man 1: Bro my wife wants an Arabian Rug, but we can’t afford to buy one!
Man 2: just cum on her pubes and pat it down! That’s an Arabian Rug!
Man 1: oh I didn’t think about that!
Faze Rug is a youtuber who has gained over 24 million subscribers. He is known for his funny pranks, vlogs, challenges, and most importantly, his gaming videos
Joe: “you know that guy Faze Rug?”
Me: “He’s the one who did the coke prank on his mom right?”
Joe: “Yeah that’s him”
"He's a redhead... I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes?"
"More importantly, does the carpet match the trunk rug?"
"Man, my trunk rug has gone full-on 70's shag... gotta shave that sucka."
Quitting something (preferably a game) because you had no rug
Person 1: Leaves
Person 2: Why Leave?
Person 1: GRRR ME NO HAVE RUG ME NO HAVE RUG ME EAT YOU
Person 2: ok
omg he rug quit?? no way