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To eat the ass hole of a fat chick.
Dude, you know she totally wanted a ham salad.
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(adj) Lame salad is a complex adjective, often used incorrectly by those lacking the intelligence to comprehend such a term. Lame salad by definition, refers to something which is extremely lame, weak, sad, poor or otherwise, usually failing to achieve in very many aspects (or often, every aspect). Lame salad is a poorly tossed mix of uneven and very low quality ingedients (different characteristics or factors which suck excessively). When combined as a whole, the result is lame salad, which is not a good combination at all. Lame salad is most often associated with the following: total failure to achieve, complete incompetance in every aspect of life, absolute stupidity so rediculous you question wether or not its intentional or a joke, and a complete lack of care, direction or progress in a specific task.
"this happy meal is lame salad, why is the bun missing and why is there a pack of salt in my coke?"
"your mechanic did a lame salad job on my brakes, i cant even steer now and im stuck in reverse"
"you hear about that suicide on myspace? thats lame salad if I ever heard of such a thing"
"reality TV is lame salad"
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When semen is ejaculated on a woman's anus and pussy.
i've been tossing your salad for the last 30 minutes, now I'm going to put some salad dressing all over it!
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A non offensive term refering to fat people.
Man watch it there is a salad dodger checking you out. Or you can say thats a lifetime salad dodger.
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1) A great rimjob.
2) A generally awesome green or garden salad.
That girl was so kinky, yo. She licked a dank salad before I fucked her.
I was mad hungry so I made a dank salad for lunch with craisins and shit.
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A gorilla salad is a very thick and hairy brunette pubic area.
On the other hand, an orangutan salad is a more appropriate word for a very thick and hairy redhead pubic area(also known as a firecrotch).
While vacationing in Ireland, I made a fast and beautiful relationship with a sexy redheaded vixen. That is, until when I was going to chuck it in her I became very nervous about it when she showed me her scary-looking orangutan salad.
Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.
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busting rhymes or freestyle rapping
Man, did you hear my homie drop salad at the rap battle?
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