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A gathering of single people to offload their unwanted, I mean single friends.
How would you like to be my future jumble?
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On a scale of 1-10, ten being a dime, this girl is below a one.
usually a .8-.9 rating. Basically she can not look any worse.
Mike - "You see that huge ass chick?"
Erik- "yeah dude she's gross, that's like a one"
Mike - "no that was not even a one, that's a sales-tax hoe"
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Hale is an awesome place where all the cool people hang out. It is known for its friendly inhabitants and welcoming surroundings. Sale on the other hand is a skanky little hole. Hale is often compared with Sale; the people who compare them are idiots as Hales awesomeness is too much for Sale so they have no chance. Although Hale is smaller than Sale this is no disadvantage to Hale as it’s about quality and not quantity and Hale is pure quality. Plus Sale needs the space for all the fat people that live there! Some may argue that Sale is better that Hale because it has two tram stops, this is not a thing to boast about as that just means that they are killing the environment as they cant be bothered to walk that little bit extra thus explaining there fatness. Sale is the home to many students at Sale Grammar School, to get into this school in year 12, the grades needed are two A’s and three B’s, whereas at Altrincham Girls and Boys (where many residents of Hale go) the grades needed are four A*/A’s and two B’s so I think we know which is cleverest. Hale is often visited by celebs, Sale by hoboes. Sale in French translates to dirty, nasty, unclean, foul, greasy, messy, grimy, lousy, grubby etc. and Hale in Filipino is “go on” which is positive and supportive ( like the people who live there).
Guy 1: Hey, look at that hot girl she's so pretty, kind and clever, she must live in Hale!
Guy2: Yeah, but look at her mate, she's well sketty she must be from Sale.
Guy 1: So true, they must be having a Hale vs Sale fight!
Guy 2: Hale is the best by miles.
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When, upon learning of an impending loss of employment, an employee begins to plunder items from his or her workplace. Typically, items are selected either for their functionality (computer monitors, hand tools) or their purpose as memorabilia (large company logos, reserved parking lot signage).
Jeff: "That sucks you're getting laid off man"
Tim: "Yeah, it's alright though. They're having a five finger fire sale right now, got out with a new printer and the CFO's coffee mug."
a bullshit way the man keeps you down while trying to cut losses in the stock market by taxing your puny gain 35% on the re-buy.
"haha you are a dumbass for breaking the wash sale rule, nobody does that you dumbass."
"Heads I win, Tales you lose."
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A "ghetto black Friday sale" describes any home robbery that takes place in the days immediately following the Black Friday shopping extravaganza. It is assumed that homes are targeted during this time due to an increased chance of new electronics being present in the house, and a general interest by local burglars in sharing in the holiday shopping tradition.
Kevin : So there was a ghetto black Friday sale at my house yesterday.
Dave : You mean some black people broke into your house and stole your family's stuff?
Kevin : Pretty much.
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Party real hard.
origin: Apu from "the Simpsons"
I'm gong to party like it's on sale for $19.99. (say it in your best Indian acent)
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