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Made painstakingly by Samuel L Jackson.
It will get you drunk.
You'll be fscking fat girls in no time.
You might even fight a nigga or two.
MMMMM MMMM BITCH!
Waiter: What'll it be guys?
dude 1: I'll have a scotch on the rocks.
dude 2: I'll have a sam adams.
Wiseman: I'll have a Samuel Jackson.
dude 1: You know somethin, I'll have a Samuel Jackson too :).
dude 2: ME THREE!!
<all 4 laugh>
waiter: three Samuel Jacksons, comin right up...
Dave Chapelleaka Samuel Jackson:
Good motherfuckin good, motherfucka!
Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L Jackson! It'll getcha drunk! You'll be fuckin fat girls in no time!! You might even fight a nigga or two!! MMMM MMMM BITCH!!!
How's it taste motherfucka?!?!?
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The NEW Chuck Norris,
The L. Stands for MUTHA FUCKIN!!
Samuel Jackson AKA SAMUEL MUTHA FUCKIN JACKSON Starred in Mutha Fuckin Snakes On A mutha FUCKIN PLANE!!!!!!
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The greatest ameraican who ever lived. organized the sons of liberty which kicked the british out of the United States of america (not yet called that at the time though). I am drunk at the moment.
Samuel Adams: always made a good decision
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tall robot in doom that stole crucible and is know for his quote 'i am not the villain in this story,i do what i do because there is no choice.'
The act of someone named Samuel being superior to others.
Samuel: (does some sick parkour)
Everyday onlookers: "Wow, that was lit as fuck!"
Person educated in urban slang: "Yep, just another example of Samuel supremacy."
A Samuel Guillaume is someone who is both extremely intelligent and sexy at the same time.
Girl 1: I just haven't found the right guy for me yet.
Girl 2: You just need a Samuel Guillaume!!
An actor who somehow shows up in every movie and reads his lines from cue cards written by God (if God was a philosopher from the hood).
Samuel Jackson says.."It'll Get You Drunk!!"
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