chopped and screwed

when a hip hop or rap record is slowed down and mixed hence the word chopped(cut it slow down ) and screwed with mixed

swisha house makes good chopped and screwed records

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screwed the pooch

what white people say when they fuck up

joe : trent, this isnt what i ordered . trent: oh whoopsies i really screwed the pooch.

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Butley Screw

What a real band (SOD) calls Motley Crue.

SOD = Storm Troopers Of Death

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Kamikaze Screw

Having sex with someone you find disgusting purely to spite them.

I totally Kamikaze screwed that girl last night.

What do mean?

I fucked her, will never call her back, and when my roommate tells her I hanged myself, it's really gonna mess with her head.

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Home Screwed

When your team loses an away game because the refs favor the home team by making some really bad (unfair) calls. (A takeoff on the term home-schooled.)

One guy: My team got home screwed by the refs at that away game.

Second guy: Yeah, those refs must have been related to the home team players or something.

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Screw up

A person who does or says something so dumb and screws up friendships

Emily is such a screw up

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Ebeneezer Screw

(v., trans.; usu. used as a phrase, as in "Getting the Ebeneezer Screw): the act of being laid off from a job at the end of the year, just before Christmas.

"Yeah, sorry I won't be buying any Christmas presents this year; I just got the Ebeneezer Screw".

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