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When someone tries to get smart to u.
Yeah yeah, go and suck a fart out of a dead seagull
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Something Theo saw on David Attenborough.
What are you talking 'bout mate? It's the great seagull migration death of the southern hemisphere! Fascinating, really.
Something Theo saw on David Attenborough once
Mate, it's The Great Seagull Death Migration Of The Southern Hemisphere
Opening a window in a tall building and cumming out of it onto people below
Yeah man, Marcus was just seagull shitting all day yesterday. He needs to be moved to the ground floor.
A slang for the common animal 'Canadian Geese'
"Wow! Look at all those Canadian Seagulls"
The flavoured seagull is when you take a woman to the beach for sexual intercourse and you start f#$^$#G her and pull your dick out and dip it in the sand and put it back in.
I took Olivia to the beach to clean her out by giving her a flavoured seagull
When you have sex with a girl on the beach and dip your dick in the sand before penetrating.
I was banging some bar fly on the beach. Gave her the ole screaming seagull. Nearly woke the neighborhood.