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When someone tries to get smart to u.
Yeah yeah, go and suck a fart out of a dead seagull
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Something Theo saw on David Attenborough.
What are you talking 'bout mate? It's the great seagull migration death of the southern hemisphere! Fascinating, really.
Something Theo saw on David Attenborough once
Mate, it's The Great Seagull Death Migration Of The Southern Hemisphere
When you have sex with a girl on the beach and dip your dick in the sand before penetrating.
I was banging some bar fly on the beach. Gave her the ole screaming seagull. Nearly woke the neighborhood.
A sexually aggressive male who (during sexual inter course) will poke his nose up the females vagina whilst making the noise ‘cuckoo’ and then will proceed to bite off her vaginal skin in a way of circumcision. He then ravenously gobbles up her blood and runs from the bed stealing her cat and every meat from the fridge (cat is not a neccesary addition) and escapes the house and will shit on her front step and write on the excretion ‘it’s all ogre now’ before kicking over her bins.
Max : hey dude have heard what fongy did to Mia.
Dude : what?
Max : he done the classic hungry seagull and is now being sentenced to 4 months for cannibalism and vandalism. Plus he stole her cat the fat egg head.
A sexually aggressive male who (during sexual inter course) will poke his nose up the females vagina whilst making the noise ‘cuckoo’ and then will proceed to bite off her vaginal skin in a way of circumcision. He then ravenously gobbles up her blood and runs from the bed stealing her cat and every meat from the fridge (cat is not a neccesary addition) and escapes the house and will shit on her front step and write on the excretion ‘it’s all ogre now’ before kicking over her bins.
Max : hey dude have heard what fongy did to Mia.
Dude : what?
Max : he done the classic hungry seagull and is now being sentenced to 4 months for cannibalism and vandalism. Plus he stole her cat the fat egg head.
A sexual act involving a leg less amputee where one ejaculates into her box then throws her into the wall where upon impact she squawks like a seagull and dumps the load onto an unsuspecting bystander.
Flying seagull: noun
Bro I was banging this leg less amputee last night and she took that flying seagul better than the last three..