Random
Source Code
Random
When someone tries to get smart to u.
Yeah yeah, go and suck a fart out of a dead seagull
34👍 61👎
Something Theo saw on David Attenborough.
What are you talking 'bout mate? It's the great seagull migration death of the southern hemisphere! Fascinating, really.
Something Theo saw on David Attenborough once
Mate, it's The Great Seagull Death Migration Of The Southern Hemisphere
When you have sex with a girl on the beach and dip your dick in the sand before penetrating.
I was banging some bar fly on the beach. Gave her the ole screaming seagull. Nearly woke the neighborhood.
A sexually aggressive male who (during sexual inter course) will poke his nose up the females vagina whilst making the noise ‘cuckoo’ and then will proceed to bite off her vaginal skin in a way of circumcision. He then ravenously gobbles up her blood and runs from the bed stealing her cat and every meat from the fridge (cat is not a neccesary addition) and escapes the house and will shit on her front step and write on the excretion ‘it’s all ogre now’ before kicking over her bins.
Max : hey dude have heard what fongy did to Mia.
Dude : what?
Max : he done the classic hungry seagull and is now being sentenced to 4 months for cannibalism and vandalism. Plus he stole her cat the fat egg head.
A sexually aggressive male who (during sexual inter course) will poke his nose up the females vagina whilst making the noise ‘cuckoo’ and then will proceed to bite off her vaginal skin in a way of circumcision. He then ravenously gobbles up her blood and runs from the bed stealing her cat and every meat from the fridge (cat is not a neccesary addition) and escapes the house and will shit on her front step and write on the excretion ‘it’s all ogre now’ before kicking over her bins.
Max : hey dude have heard what fongy did to Mia.
Dude : what?
Max : he done the classic hungry seagull and is now being sentenced to 4 months for cannibalism and vandalism. Plus he stole her cat the fat egg head.
An Angie version of a seagull with purple nails that’s likely seen hanging out on beaches with her bitches. Many dudes like going up to Angie the Seagull because she is rare and unique. You will know an Angie the Seagull when you see one, that’s how unique they are.
“Whoa dude did you just see that Seagull over there?”
“Yeah man, that’s Angie the Seagull”