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Quite literally the greatest thing to come out of Scotland since Balamory. Or possibly Burns. A band that is both thoughtful and entertaining (which doesn't happen often).
Anthony, bullied at school
Get your own back now you are cool
Or are you scared bunking off though you're a toff
It's all gone wrong again, you've got Double Maths
But the teachers got no control
The boys all run riot
"You all stay quiet or you will die"
Tony, at the back of the gym
Smoke another one, your chances are slim,
'Cause here they come again
And they got you on the ground
tasting blood again
At least it's your own
When will you realize it doesn't pay
To be smarter than teachers, smarter than most boys
"So Shut your mouth, start kicking the football"
Bang on the teeth you are off for a week, boy
(From 'Dear Catastrophe Waitress')
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he is the cutest man on earth. he is a religion. we should all worship him. idk why he is so perfect not that im complaining but he is too good to be true, i mean he is 6"0, if your're 5"3 TAALLL, his face is has more structure than your life and yk everything.
real story
me: you know i love sebastian stan
friend: its just a phase trust me ive seen you been through this with like 5 guys
me: no this one is going to last
5 years later...
me: told you he was not a phase he is the best crush i could ever ask myself for
friend: didnt think you were going to make it
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Duplicity Harry's real name. He's been betraying all of us all this time...
"Wait what... Harry from Duplicity is actually called Sebastian Walker?"
"Yep. He's had a fake identity before. Now we know his real name."
The single greatest specimen to ever walk gods green earth. If you've ever been near Li'l Sebastian he no doubt stole your very soul. Unless your name is Ben. Also known to be one of the only things to make a Ron Swanson giggle like a little school girl.
"Li'l Sebastian is here! No way!"
Ex-vocalist of Skid Row. Currently on tour as a solo act. Very attractive and the Skid Row sucks without him. Has two children, London and Paris and a tattoo on his forearm that says "Youth Gone Wild." Currently performs on Broadway
18 and Life
Slave to the Grind
I Remember You
Youth Gone Wild
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Mostly classified as a sexy, good-looking mother fucker. He acts like a blonde sometimes, but people love it.
"Hey that's Sebastian Olzanski! He's fucking sexy!"
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A belief in the imminent return of Bob Knight to Indiana University; soon to be followed by a National Championship.
Through this overly long Dark Night of the Basketball Soul, Heather was consoled by her Hoosier Sebastianism belief: soon Bob Knight would return; soon the Big Ten forces of evil would be vexed; soon the Red and White would triumph!
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