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When you are fucking a chick doggystyle, and the you slip an ecstacy pill in her poo hole. Then all you have to do is wait 20 mins and you are in for some freaky shit!
Steve: Hey, did that girl you hooked up with last night night at the Gaff push back pretty hard?
Al: Nah, but then I used the secret shelf and she blew my world!
When you're religious relatives come over and you have to pretend your straight
My aunt and uncle are here so I'm secret gaygent today
This is when shove an open bottle of vodka in someones ass!
Hey nickolai, last night i gave my girl a secret soviet.
When you ask for a cup at a fast food restaurant so you can get water at the soda fountain, but later get soda instead. For paranoid types, this usually works best with clear sodas, like Mountain Dew or Ginger Ale.
Dude, why is your water bubbling?
That's not water, man....it's secret soda!
When you’re fucking your girl doggystyle against a window facing outside, but you need to take a break, so you secretly have your bro slide in. Then you run outside and wave at your girl through the window.
Bro, you down to secret panda my girl tonight?
My secret starfish is on fire after eating all that Taco Hell.
A woman or man you have casual sex with but don't wish to brag about
"Hey bro Fat Susan said you laid her last week", "ok yes I did, I was totally pissed , the bottom line is I'd prefer to keep her as a secret shag"