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A dick so large, all one can do with it is take a selfie.
He dropped his pants, revealing this massive selfie dick! I couldn't take it so I just pulled out my phone...
F: We passing round some joints?
G: No, let’s have a selfie spliff each.
When someone sacrifices their own image to take a group selfie-- partial face, unflattering close-up,...
When Susan tried to get her whole group in the photo, she selfie-sacrifaced half her head.
A poo selfie is taking a photo/selfie of the upper body while pooing ( not inappropriate just a selfie for the "shits" of it)
Person 1: hey whats up?
Person 2: Not much, pooing!!!!
Person 1: OMGGGGG you gotta send a poo selfie HAHAHA
Can u send an underwear selfie
Yes i can im proude of My bodie
1. A selfie of you and someone you pulled into the photo without their prior knowledge, consent, or expectation.
2. A selfie that you take by sneaking up on someone as they're taking a selfie of themselves, grabbing them like a hostage-taker, and snapping the photo for them.
Dude: Bro, do you dare me to go up to that girl and take a hostage selfie?
Other dude: Bro, that'd be awesome. She'll never expect it.
Girl: Bro, that guy is taking selfies. Dare me to run up behind him and take a hostage selfie with his phone?
Other girl: Bro, that'd be awesome. He'll never expect it.
To take a selfie in the act of performing a good deed or while doing something "cool" and subsequently texting or posting said picture to social media so as to show what an extraordinary person you are
Girl 1: Rachel is so successful - it's pretty awesome to see all the cool things she's doing to give back to her community
Girl 2: You mean all her Facebook posts? Have you met Rachel? That's all just selfie-promotion