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when in the back of ones car or house, a drunk female starts to make-out with a sober male who then procedes to reaction kiss her and then keep kissing her untill she either passes out or when she wants to either give head, or have sex.
dude that chick i picked up last night was a freak man, her and i were having a drunk makeout session in the back of my car.
NICE!
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When you pay to have sex with little kids.
"Don't waste your money on Pimp sessions with tenderonis."
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Bringing the wood to a female sexual partner. The opposite of making sweet love. An almost violent sexual encounter.
Where did you wander off to after hours last night.? Oh, man I slide over to Jenny's house for a Jam /Beat session.
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A period of time in which a man gets his dick (bird) sucked (wet).
Derived from the concept of "Getting Your Bird Wet"
My girlfriend was on her period so we couldn't have sex but I still got a bird wetting session.
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Army Infantry term for a pointless meeting (the infantry is all male). The army is also very homophobic and the slightly gay reference of the term is also meant to be derogatory to whoever called the meeting.
LT #1: Man where you off to in such a hurry.
LT #2: The Colonel called another dick touching session to remind us the appropriate method for ordering Hum-V tires again.
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The period following a nap (and/or prolonged stint away from the internet) during which a social networking addict catches up on everything they've 'missed' on Facebook, Twitter, blogs and the like while they were asleep.
Normal Person: Hey call me when you wake up, maybe we can grab a bite.
Social Networking Addict: no can do, I've got a post nap cram session planned for right after I wake up.
NP: You're such a loser
an event that takes place during the evening on friday at the local skatepark hosted by local skaters. It involves skating hard using full energy and in style. The event lasts for hours. The skate sessions are accompanied with beers, snacks and bud-- like a party but way funner. All the participants are drunk and enjoying themselves. Sometimes the cops will interrupt the session but fuck them.
after work on friday i am pumped up for the friday night skate session.
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