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A redneck with expensive taste. I.e. drives a beater car but owns a TV worth 3 times as much. Wears jeans from Walmart but drinks a $40 pour at the bar.
He drives a car held together with duct tape and prayers while drinking high dollar whiskey and watching Nascar on an 83 inch 4k TV. He is a top shelf redneck
To buy a "scud" magazine without your fellow shoppers ever knowing.
Little Ross was having internet problems so he went over to his local newsagent for a wank mag, he cunningly distracted the two little old ladies looking for a Readers Digest and proceeded to grab "Back door Milfs" and proceed to the empty checkout with nobody seeing him.
"That be some Top Shelf Stealth right there!" he thought to himself.
Ordinary; Sameness. A woman who is the same. Another word for thot.
"Hey look at that sexy bitch."
"She's just Another Elf On The Shelf."
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When a girl is bent over on all fours and your looking from behing. You have two options. The bottom shelf (pussy) and the top shelf (asshole). And the top shelf is always harder to get, thus why its better.
"I just joined the Top shelf club last night."
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when your too GODDAMNED lazy to type the to get normie elf on the shelf memes
normie 1: "Imma search up some memes."
normie 2: get some a dos elf on da shelf memes
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A person that truly believes that they are above all others, but their usually just lonely, poor individuals.
Look at this guy, waltzing around the place like he's "Top Shelf Shit".
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Man, since i saw that "My Adidas" video by Run DMC, I always kick it in my laceless shelf tops.
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