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Literally every conflict on the conservative end turns into child meat-shields.
Hym "Nah. You're a retatd. Fuck you and your child meat-shields. The fact that I'm being boxed out of my own labor why you are being boosted to spread retarded bullshit is an affront to thought."
A male who talks non stop from the moment he wakes up until the moment he goes to sleep. It is unclear whether or not he talks during his sleep. Generally, 95% of his conversations are about himself and his need for reaffirmation through material possessions. He is described as a narcissistic womanizer who takes pride in numbers but is so dumb he is forced to use a calculator. He is COMPLETELY incapable of handling a strikeout and would rather sleep on the bathroom floor spooning the toilet. His hands are made of glass and break quite easily while punching, and he loves to get undressed and oiled, buttered, and salted up and play leap frog.
Hey man, anyone want to play The Shields leap frog with me?
Use of babies in photographs to emphasize that one's relationship status is definitely not 'single', or, if one is single, see baby cock block.
See Facebook for examples of the Facebook baby shield.
Most honest and pretty girl you can fine. In other terms The Perfect Girl
Simone Shields is going to baywest
An excuse used by a father to explain why he was watching PG rated kids movie on the basis that they were watching it with their daughter or son.
It is a justification for explaining why the manly man was watching something extremely out of character.
Compare and contrast the usage of Kid Shield:
Person 1: I had nothing to do Saturday night so I watched Beauty and the Beast.
Person 2: Yeah, I watched Beauty and the Beast Saturday night with my kids.
Another word for a dude’s foreskin.
Dude, I got so wasted last night I somehow got jelly beans stuck in my pork shield.
Another word for a man’s foreskin.
Dude, I got so wasted I somehow got jelly beans stuck in my pork shield.