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The act of taking a chew while seated on a toilet seat for the purpose to take a dump while receiving a blowjob, while performing the act of a shocker upon another girl who is miraculously eating out the girl that is giving you a blowjob
Holy crap I cant believe Neil just got a Chew Blumpkin Shocker, he looks exhausted and really happy
When a man takes his dick out of a girl during sex then "accidentally" slips it into the skanks bootyhole. Named so because it has become a common technique in the St. Louis metro area.
Frank: Dude I totally pulled off a St Louis shocker on that skank brittney last night!
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After eating a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, then perceeded to "shock" your partner with your finger licking good greasy fingers which act as lube for a double shocker straight to the anal dwellings.
As in "Oh Diego, what is that, It's marvelous ". Justa little trick I picked up from the Colonel called the Kentucky Fried Shocker. Usually performed by a person of Spanish descent with the name Juan, Carlos, and in most cases Diego.
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A sexual act resulting in the electric shock and possible electocution caused by any combination of the following: malfunctioning electrical supply, punctured waterbed or drunk chicks from northern Minnesota's Iron Range.
I got an "Iron Range Shocker" when I turned on the lights to watch Linda's blow me on the leaky waterbed.
The act of using a 9 volt battery sparingly during oral sex on a woman. As to illicit same results of placing on tongue. Preferably a used battery from a smoke alarm or clock to avoid injury, also avoid continuous contact and utilize dot-dot-dash method. (I.e. da-da-da-da-da-dah-da-da, nickelodeon).
I did the 9-volt shocker on her last night and she liked it until she found out what it was and slapped the crap out of me.
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4 in the pink...2 in the stink. A shocker times two.
Originated, injected, and perfected by Dallas, Texas band Six Point Hollow.
Pamela Anderson: Can't wait til Ray gives me a Six Point Shocker backstage...
Angelina Jolie: Brad ain't got nothin' on G's nutz and his six point shocker.
Gisele Bundchen: First Mike gave me a honey burst spankin', then I got a six point shocker!! Six Point Holla bitchez!!
Adriana Lima: How 'bout giving me a stix point shocker, Wes?!?
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The sudden intake of three fingers in the anus, followed by the expansion of the butthole by spreading the fingers
I have been sitting down all day because he gave me the three finger shocker last night.
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