Shrek Cult

The Shrek Cult is an elite organization to support and have endless love for our lord, leader, and king shrek, and all Anti-Shreks will be immediately eaten by one of Shrek’s babies.

“I love Shrek so so much. I’d do anything for that beautiful, green, layered ogre!”
“Oh wow! If you love him that much, you should join the Shrek Cult!”

Shrek is Love

Shrek is life.

Dude, i watched shrek is love last night!

It hurt, but I do it for Shrek.

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Shrek

A giant green man child who strives to grab people by the swamp

Yo its trump! No that's not trump, it's shrek!

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Shrek Bongo

A character in the Edweirdo Cinematic Universe, known to be very tough, and intelligent. He is single though, and women hate him.

Hey Shrek Bongo! How are you today?
I am alright I guess

shrek butthole

when your butthole turns green and yells "what are you doing in my swamp"

"shut up dan! sorry its my shrek butthole again"

shrek's swamp

a place that you need to get out of

Shrek: GIT OUTTA ME SWAMP
You: *gits outta shrek's swamp*

shrek's breakfast

weed. kush. straight dank. Wiz Khalifa's best friend.

Ay bro you tryna get some shrek's breakfast?