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A gangbang in which no man has a penis greater than 4 inches long.
My wife said she wants a shrimp cocktail for her birthday but my dick is too big, does that mean i have to watch?
The slight curvature of a Japanese man's phallic member.
You know Akihiko? Yeah, he has a tsunami shrimp.
My girl was supposed to give me dank head before choir rehearsal but she hit me with the lil shrimp.
Shrimps shit with their asshole, which lies on their forehead. So basically an alternative to "shit head".
-Dude, where's your apartment?
-You asked me for the 6th time this week you shrimp brain.
actually not a true Shrimp, it is actually a type of Stomotopod that frequently comes with live rock. It eats basically anything and can cause havoc in reef systems. Peacock Mantis' are known to grow up to 6'' and some species have the striking power of a .22 pistol! They're by far the coolest live rock hitchhiker. If you have a Mantis Shrimp, it may make a sharp CRACKING noise which means its banging or striking against the glass or something in your tank; known to eat coral, fish and inverts.
guy 1: Dude I just got a mantis shrimp in my live rock, he's so cool looking
me: You're so lucky man!
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A sway Back, third world, one shoe wearing, nappy Neck, no edges, havin' a paper bag as a purse, thirsty lot lizard at the marina.
"Every time I come to the marina that shrimp boat is always trying to troll me"
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Crackhead shrimp is a former shell of a person who is so devoured by drug use they can't function. They suck at their job and when they speak they make no sense all they do is shake, grab their head and never work"
Me "John is so fucking stupid and high all the time
Don vito " yeah, he's like a Crackhead shrimp!"
Everybody else "Vejo Bugaron!"
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