The shut-up paradox

Hypothetically, If you would close your mouth and seize it's movement we would quote "not have to hear your annoying voice"; in which would benefit the world in such an astronomical way.

Hey have you heard of the Shut-Up Paradox? I think you should consider researching it because we don't care and don't want to hear you.

shut your row

when you tell somebody to close their argument

Shut your row Patricia

Shut the hell up

Something an asshole teacher uses to tell children to be quiet in an angry and rude way.

Mr.Smith told his class to “shut the hell up” . And yelled at a girl for talking.

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shut your diaper

The phrase to use when you want to tell someone to shut up and that they're full of shit at the same time.

Person 1: I'm so exhausted from working so hard on my homework!

Person 2: Shut your diaper!

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shut up titty

Can be used as a replacement for "Shut the fuck up!"
or to tell someone with ginormous tits to shut up.

"Damn, look at all that snow. SHUT UP TITTY."

(to a large breasted woman) "SHUT UP TITTY!"

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Shut Up and Drive

A song by Rihanna that isn't about driving a limo.

I`m lookin for a driver who is qualified
so if u think that you`re that one step into my ride

baby you got the keys
now shut up and drive

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shut your hole

Basically telling someone to shut up in quite a harsh way.

You're trying to study and your brother keeps annoying you. So you tell them to "shut your hole!"

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