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skate on your aunt

Skate on your AUnt.

A threat or warning that you’re asking for trouble.

“You better watch it buddy or I’m gonna skate on your aunt.”

“If he pushes again me I’m gonna skate on his aunt.”

by theprophets January 1, 2023


skate park ho

A gaphead or harlot who hangs around at a skateboard park all damn day, either to be picked up by a skater or to watch their poser boyfriends make asses of themselves.

If you become a skate park ho, i will lose it.

by I got no pants April 21, 2003

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Harlem Skating Rink

A modified form of the Cleveland Steamer where after crapping on one's chest you then sit on their chest and smear the crap by swiveling your hips in a circular motion.

After I gave Joe P. a Cleveland Steamer, I finished him off with a Harlem Skating Rink.

by Some dude super turbo mach 7 March 29, 2009

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Olympic Skating Rink

The place were all the middle schoolers and high schoolers that go to East Pennsboro Area School District go on the weekends to skate and do drugs and smoke weed in the bathroom. 2 out of every 10 kids there are gay or lesbian/bi. It’s full of f boys and sluts, some kids that go there are nice and chill and just want to have a good time, but most of the kids just go there to do drugs or have sex in the bathroom. Sometimes there will be fights, sometimes multiple in one night and the cops sometimes come and just sit there and practically do nothing. About 50% of the teenagers that got just go to hangout and do drugs and other bad and illegal.

“Bro, I went with John to the Olympic Skating Rink last Saturday and we smoked some pot”
“Fuck yeah bro, last Saturday I went there and railed Stacy in the bathroom”

by IEatPuzzy January 23, 2021


Taking Off Skates

Adjective used to describe a pleasurable feeling such as that which comes when hot, inflexible, jabbing skates (roller or ice) are removed after being worn for such a long time that you forget how uncomfortable they really are. Can also be used to describe something that just feels good, absent the removal of pain.

Ah man, after sitting on that terrible wooden chair all day, this sofa is like taking off skates.

by CoolGuyRandall July 7, 2009


ice skating friends

Friends with a distrustful relationship. Friendship that is on thin ice. At any moment the ice might crack and one friend suspects the other ice skating friend will trip them, push them under the ice, and let them drown.

Jennifer sneaks and does things behind Crystal's back. Crystal knows what Jennifer is up to, but plays dumb and still hangs out with her. Crystal knows her and Jennifer are just ice skating friends, to be cautious of any opportune cracks in the ice, guard herself, and trip Jennifer first if she makes any sudden movements.

by TheBetterIceSkater November 1, 2013


skate boarding poser

Wears Thrasher, the 2 XL shirts and a hoodie for weeks on end without changing. Stands there with his board looking extra Radical for scene points but doesn't even try skate when he knows how to do nothing.

puts his face book status as "skating all day" I love skating" "gotta skate more" - but the only time they skate is just down the smooth road to the shop.

Also says people who walk holding their trucks on theirs kateboards are posers and 'truck touchers' ahaha

skate boarding poser.

by classyburd April 24, 2011

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