ribby skinny

A girl that is so skinny you can see her ribs.

Wow that girl is such a ribby skinny! She only eats half a grape a day.

Skinny Lincoln

A Skinny Lincoln is the process of sticking a long, thin, object into one's dick hole

Ex. Old man richard caught the young boy stealing his corn, so he gave him a Skinny Lincoln.

Skinny legs

A girl who is named Paula

"Look its skinny legs paula"

skinny noodle

Someone who is usually skinny but can also be defined as someone who is tall and skinny.

Dude you’re a skinny noodle, the winds gonna blow you away.

skinny-fats

Also called TOFIs (thin outside, fat inside).

People who doesn't look fat or overweight from the outside (no 'fat folds') and still are considered 'fat' when they are submitted to hi-tech body-scanning techniques (like MRIs), to discover that they are what doctors call 'centrally-obese': having large fat-cells in their vital organs and subcutaneous skin deposits which is high risk for heart disease and can double risk of CDV (cardiovascular disease) in men.

A new relative method to body mass index (BMI) is the Body Volume Index (BVI), which is a faster computer-based digital scan that calculates body-volumes/body fat percentages. Similar techniques to BVI should be made to tell you if you are one of the latest 'fat' category: the 'skinny-fats!

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skinny penis

skinny penis is a deadly disease that causes men to have a long but floppy penis it never gets hard. women do not like skinny penises.

Maria: Did you see Juan's Penis?
George: No why???
Maria: I think he has a case of a skinny penis.

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Skinny Jeans

Jeans worn for the purpose of annihalating a man's testis.

Billy: Oof, these jeans are squeezing mah bawls so tight.
Joe:Cuz ur wearing skinny jeans you nimrod!!

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